From time to time, I buy things to throw to the audience at shows.
Yesterday, as I was wondering aimlessly up and down the aisles of the grocery store, I thought it might be funny to buy some glue sticks. I would throw them to the audience at some dark point in a show, and some of them might think that it was lip balm, and hilarity would ensue.
But then I remembered that I'm not THAT kind of jerk. Also, this breaks one of the Basic Laws of the Stoat Method, which is:
"Do not throw anything that you do not want thrown back at you later."
And yes, that law also applies to things you put on the 1nt3ebl04t.
Spam sez "Your Doctor's degree is waiting for you."