Yes. Yes they would. Now answer the actual question.
Someone should start a channel that shows wings being pulled off flies, bags of kittens being thrown in rivers, and two guys with DTs going at each other wearing Socker Boppers 24 hours a day, interspersed with footage of babies laughing and clapping their hands with strings playing in the background and Girls Gone Wild commercials. This would basically be like crack for the reality show audience.
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