chewing gum lowers your visible IQ by 20 points
picking your nose lowers your visible IQ by 20 points
singing along to your car radio with the windows up lowers your visible IQ by 10 points
windows down adds an additional loss of 15 points
unless it's a really cool song (I get to decide, so the odds of this are very slim)
wearing a shirt with a quote from a TV show or movie lowers your visible IQ by 20 points
unless you're in a bar, in which case it's 40 points
holding something to your head while you walk lowers your visible IQ by 50 points
babbling to yourself on a headset while you walk has EXACTLY THE SAME EFFECT
walking into people/objects while talking on a cell phone adds an additional loss of 40 points
holding something to your head while you drive lowers your visible IQ by 50 points
texting lowers your visible IQ by 40 points
texting in the driver's seat adds an additional loss of 60 points
So you can walk down the street picking your nose, chewing gum, wearing a T-shirt that says "More cowbell" and STILL not be as big an idiot as someone sitting in the driver's seat and texting their friends at a stoplight.
In the interest of safety and your own self-respect, please go back to picking your nose.
Spam sez "Try, it is pleasant to you"
Sunflower Butter (like peanut butter, only made from sunflower seeds) is really quite good. Not "quite good for being a substitute," but quite good in its own right. If I could still eat peanuts [pauses to curse fate], I would nonetheless eat this instead of most peanut butter, especially the sugary-fakey Jif types of things. Like all nut butters (Say THAT without having to stifle a smile), it's just chock fulla fat, but there are worse things in the world, and certainly much worse fats.
Spam says "Do not deny that plesure"