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Just serve up the links, flu-boy! [Sep. 30th, 2009|04:07 am]
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[Current Location |Sevilla 2, Rangers nil]
[mood |Sleepy, piggish]
[listening to |none]

Fine then. I will. ) Or our mind dangerously open.
Spam sez " Don't suffer from pain kill it, and we know how."
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Black fly + Chardonnay = Crazy Delicious [Sep. 16th, 2009|05:40 pm]
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[Current Location |hewm]
[mood |Already late]
[listening to |Cardlock, but I only listen to it for the pictures.]

  • Belgian farmers dump milk in massive protest
  • World's hungry reach record 1 billion

  • St. John's flights disrupted by goodbye hug
  • Use of drug ecstasy way up: RCMP
    Spam sez "Looked there?"
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    (no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2009|03:53 pm]
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    [Current Location |hewm]
    [mood |headachy]
    [listening to |Housework - Fishbone]

    I never seem to have time to post lately. I always prefer to use complete sentences and really think my nonsense through. Without careful consideration, it's hard for me to capture the true essence of my snarky, idiotic, self-obsessed nature. Though it's not like I think about that much.

    But in order to stay in line with the Web 2.0 philosophy that posting frequency IS posting quality, here is a list of stories that anyone can read on the Internet, which have been imbued with 2.0 goodness because I read them. Or at least saw the headline. Or saw a blog that mentioned that someone had read it, or at least saw the headline, or went to a blog that read the original story, or at least saw the headline. Or however that works.

  • Online politics reserved for rich
  • Jail threat for donkey bloggers
  • Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again
  • Boost Your Brain's Health with Loud Music
  • BeerTroller brewing control system
  • Starfish PBX goes public
  • Secret US spontaneous human combustion beam tested
  • Cisco's UCS needs a bra
  • Boffins fail to detect Moon's strangeness
  • Russian prez launches YouTube channel
  • Chocolate-eating dog, aged 147, dies as world's oldest
  • eBay reaches deal to sell Skype
  • UVic's feral bunnies up for adoption
  • Sask. to ban texting, cellphone use while driving
  • Andromeda galaxy devouring its neighbours: astronomers
  • Pakistani minister shot and wounded: police
  • Good News For Attorneys With Bulging Muscles, Pretty Dresses, And HDTVs
  • Another Sears.com Security Hole Discovered
  • Survey Shows Public Support For Ban on Text Messaging While Driving
  • Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands

    Spam sez "Magic berry that will make you look like a princes."
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    "Vintage" music gear? [Aug. 26th, 2009|01:17 pm]
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    [Current Location |Hoooome]
    [mood |classic]
    [listening to |Raindrops keep falling on my Porch]

    I posted this to a a thread on a local message board concerning to a kerfuffle over a craigslist ad for a Vintage 1992 Stratocaster. )
    Spam sez "Spread it among friends"
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    Right. This is for Rob. [Jul. 22nd, 2009|11:13 am]
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    [Current Location |United States, Nebraska, Omaha]
    [mood |Accomplishing]
    [listening to |I shall turn some on directly.]

    I'll get to fixing the sites in a sec. Promise! Really! Today is the day!Links by clicking on the text you are now reading )

    Spam sez "Every man would give up his brain for a decent size."
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    Still In Vancouver. More Links. [Jun. 15th, 2009|02:37 am]
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    [Current Location |Mom's]
    [mood |Irish]
    [listening to |Too late, too loud]

    Leg looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out by calling it names. So that's an improvement.

    Had time to post some fresh (and some refurbished) links

    Spam sez "We have medicine for everybody and from any disease."
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    In Vancouver. Terse post [Jun. 14th, 2009|02:11 am]
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    [Current Location |Bob and Betty's]
    [mood |Itchy itchy itchy itchy ooooo]
    [listening to |Shhh--they's all asleep!]

    Beset by allergies, hindered by a walking cast, aghast at the lack of air-conditioning, and now containing steroids, I have nonetheless managed to have a great trip so far.

    Hope you are the same.

    New linkies here

    Spam sez "Something about yoru IP"
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    Reboot! [Apr. 28th, 2009|02:00 pm]
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    [Current Location |Behind the curtain]
    [mood |Link din]
    [listening to |Sinead - The Parting Glass]

    So many things to share with the seven of you!

    Let's start with the linkies. )
    Spam sez "A Clearly Good Marketing Plan"
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    You are never online any more. [Mar. 30th, 2009|03:33 am]
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    [Current Location |Off to bed]
    [mood |New, friendly]
    [listening to |At this hour? You must be joking.]

    Oh, I've been online--I've just been hanging around with my NEW friends, who I like much better than my OLD friends!

    That's not entirely true. I've been searching out things to share with you, old friends. Here are two rude things, some Web whining. a very cool house ) It's spectaculistic.

    Spam sez "Hi my new friend."
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    We should be working [Feb. 16th, 2009|03:53 pm]
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    [Current Location |Baconland]
    [mood |crisp and delicious]
    [listening to |Aaron Grant - Joe]

    So don't tell anyone you looked at these links )
  • How could I make this post more incredibly great? LIKE THIS!.
    Spam sez="Acai Berry Supreme Used by Oprah Winfrey and Brad Pitt For WieghtLoss ahtdg rhe6"
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    Links for some reason [Feb. 14th, 2009|03:52 pm]
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    [Current Location |Home]
    [mood |Probably getting ill]
    [listening to |None.]

    Honestly. Does anyone even check these out? )It's a win-win!
    Spam sez "How many CEOs Went to School?"
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    In The News [Feb. 4th, 2009|01:16 pm]
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    [Current Location |Newsland]
    [mood |Newsy]
    [listening to |Absolutely NOT Huey Lewis]

    In Technology:
  • Seriously, it's a silly idea.

  • "Honey--have you seen the computer anywhere?"

    "Have you checked the crevices in your body?"


  • Can Messing Around in Your Genes Get You Out Of Trouble That Messing Around in Someone Else's Jeans Got You Into? [Yes, In know that's inaccurate, but it was worth it for the headline].

    Business
  • People With Money Invest Money in Company that Makes, Needs Money. There was a time when this was merely news and not NEWS.

  • The Sad Downstream Effects of Being Raised on Bryan Adams.

    Entertainment
  • Trump Maintains Uniqueness As Human-Animal Hybrid Clone Experiment Fails!

    Meanwhile
  • RIAA Completes Successful ISP-to-Female-Dog Conversion!

    General
  • Are you the worst smuggler ever, or are you just glad to see me?
    Spam sez "Read Carefully: Important Notification!"
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    (no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2009|05:33 pm]
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    [Current Location |Home]
    [mood |sore.]
    [listening to |My ear keeps popping]

    A bit of pre-emptive bribery-by-information in this post, before I ask questions which no-one will answer.

    And so it begins )
    From this point on, in those rare occasions in which I need to make reference to marshmallow sauce, I shall instead call it "Marshmallow GRAVY." I think that this has the potential to be kind of disturbing.
    Spam Sez "Re: your question has been answered"
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    It's kinda like this... [Jan. 4th, 2009|04:31 pm]
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    [Current Location |Home, for a rest]
    [mood |dreaming of flying bacon]
    [listening to |Ummm...]


    ...except I didn't go to England. I am now just trying to catch up a bit... )
    Spam Sez "The big dream of your life might come true right now."
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    Season's Greetings from Ankeny, Iowa! [Dec. 18th, 2008|01:38 pm]
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    [Current Location |Where the streets have no aroma]
    [mood |Spicy]
    [listening to |Salt n' Pepa Christmas Album]

    Redolent!

    I chose that subject line for the benefit of my mother.

    Alternate subject lines:

    - Bad town for vampires!
    - Don't eat yellow snow. Even if it smells really good.
    - How to set a record for "Most tongues stuck to fences"
    - Mrs. Dash alleges Iowa payola scam.
    - It's beginning to look a lot like Olive Garden!
    - In a related story, dog chases tail TO DEATH!
    and, my personal winner:
    "Snowball Fighters Charged With A Salt!"
    Spam sez "Look great and feel great with this"
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    OH YESSSSS [Dec. 11th, 2008|01:12 am]
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    [Current Location |In the kitchen, preheating the oven]
    [mood |bacon lust]
    [listening to |Bacon! - 24 Hour Cardlock]

    Rob sends the bacon goodness!
    If I sing you a song about it, will you promise not to cry?
    Spam sez "Impress your business colleagues"
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    The coolest things are pointless and dangerous [Dec. 7th, 2008|06:42 pm]
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    [Current Location |In the blue]
    [mood |Electrificised]
    [listening to |A DUDE PLAYING A GUITAR THROUGH A TESLA COIL]


    Spam sez "Cindy caught hot on tape"
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    netdud and the Random Five! [Dec. 3rd, 2008|03:20 pm]
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    [Current Location |On the powerline in the distance]
    [mood |Caw! Caw! Caw!]
    [listening to |The Killers--Live and Pitchy]

    DAMN! Does MySpace ever suck!
    Yeah. I said it. Now how you gonna act? )

    I'll bet no-one finds this funnier than Ozzy.

    Spam sez "mate??"
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    I bin busy [Dec. 2nd, 2008|01:28 am]
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    [Current Location |Desk]
    [mood |catfull]
    [listening to |Stuff I have to learn]

    And now is the time to toss out the linkages. )

    - And to finish, a mind-blowingly large image, in every sense of the word

    Spam sez "88% Cheaper than others"
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    A few minutes of your time [Nov. 19th, 2008|03:31 pm]
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    [Current Location |Just up from down]
    [mood |Better]
    [listening to |Whatever this thing plays]

    Having a bit of a rough time lately. Like clockwork, a friend of mine sent me a link to this. It's goofy, which is good. It takes 4:28 to watch, and I recommend you do so. Your mind can wander if you want. That's OK sometimes.

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