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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2009|03:16 pm]
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[Current Location |All over the world, at the very same time]
[mood |curious, pink]
[listening to |Telephone is Ringin']

Hello!

Here is a question about small computers. )
YOUR BROKE ASS IS SO SAD!
Oh yeah, and we don't want to spend much either.
Spam sez "The longer your instrument is the more power it has."
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Windows 7, netdud zero [Jul. 23rd, 2009|02:51 pm]
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[Current Location |In a lather]
[mood |biggsize]
[listening to |Boom boom boom goes the neighbor's car]

I got asked by a nice person the following question:
What are your thoughts on Windows 7? I've read good things about it, but wanted to get your take.

Here's my short answer: I honestly know nothing about it.

So far, what I have heard from people who have fiddled with it is that Win7 is faster, better, more. That's a promising thing to hear about software that isn't done yet. If you NEED to do something that Win7 can do and what you have can't, then I guess it would be worth looking at. Once it's done. I don't have ANY need for a new operating system, so it's not really that interesting to me beyond that.

Now Here's my more characteristic, long answer. I like it more, because it's more ABOUT ME! )
If you NEED to do something that Win7 can do and what you have can't, then I guess it would be worth looking at. Once it's done.
Spam sez "Be a real man √ biggiesize your device."
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All I wanted was a Pepsi! [May. 7th, 2009|01:34 pm]
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[Current Location |My desk, which I confessk, is a mesk]
[mood |Sore throat]
[listening to |Hanson Brothers. No Means Not those Hansons!]

This is about how Windows hides file extensions by default.
If you use Windows, and even you don't like to learn stuff, you should still know about this )
You'd think some things would be obvious, wouldn't you?
Spam sez "The stars use this"
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Reboot! [Apr. 28th, 2009|02:00 pm]
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[Current Location |Behind the curtain]
[mood |Link din]
[listening to |Sinead - The Parting Glass]

So many things to share with the seven of you!

Let's start with the linkies. )
Spam sez "A Clearly Good Marketing Plan"
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Links for some reason [Feb. 14th, 2009|03:52 pm]
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[Current Location |Home]
[mood |Probably getting ill]
[listening to |None.]

Honestly. Does anyone even check these out? )It's a win-win!
Spam sez "How many CEOs Went to School?"
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Lazyweb questions for Joomla/PHPBB people [Jan. 20th, 2009|04:52 pm]
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[Current Location |Numerous geeky messageboards and wikis]
[mood |Imposing]
[listening to |Ernest Tubbs]

Right. I expect nothing from this, so please feel free to prove me wrong. If you don't know about Joomla and/or PHPBB, this post is not worth reading. If you do, please click here! )

Spam sez "I very much ask that you have answered to me"
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How to get column inches through failure. [Nov. 19th, 2008|02:25 pm]
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[Current Location |cynicalendricalifornia]
[mood |This purse smells like sow!]
[listening to |Ho! by 1000 Stamps/Thurston]

It all starts with this story:In a surprise move, Microsoft has announced it will offer a free anti-virus and security solution from the second half of next year.

Right. Nice. MS tried to get into the lucrative market of selling security and anti-virus software for WINDOWS, and managed to get less than 2% marketshare. Of the Windows market. Which they make.

MS now are planning to GIVE the software away. Just GIVE it away. For free! And if you paid for it, you can get a free copy too! HA HA! You chump! I'll bet your music Plays For Sure too! But don't go away mad--there's more to read! )

I just don't get why they aren't pulling the trigger.
Spam sez "not able to get a high pay job due to "NO" University Degree/Dip1oma? You can buy it now... ybeqiv ajb2"
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The best idea for a Web layout tool this year [Nov. 14th, 2008|06:10 pm]
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[Current Location |behind a bass]
[mood |Proudly Quittish]
[listening to |Learning stuff]

Got this from [info]jwz in my friends page. It's brilliant.

"We've scientifically determined the maximum amount of time that you should need to make a layout work in CSS: it's 47 minutes. When your time is up, we'll even give you the table code you need. Take three minutes to build a table. And ten minutes to get a donut. Bill the client for an hour. Done.

Currently, only a Windows version is available. Which seems about right.


Spam sez "Are you still struggling to get it?"
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OK--I have a second - updated [Nov. 13th, 2008|01:54 pm]
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[Current Location |On the chair]
[mood |Chatty]
[listening to |Shh! Guest is sleeping!]

...and my RSS aggregator is down. So I have to come up with my own thoughts. Hmm. I so rarely have them. ) I don't mind a couple of clicks.


Spam sez "Your neighbours sent us your documents"
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348 of these damn things [Oct. 22nd, 2008|01:54 am]
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[Current Location |Under the desk]
[mood |Scared by lightning]
[listening to |THUNDER RIGHT OVERHEAD!]

How can you be bored when the 1nt3rbl00go is making more links alla time? )

What a FREAK!

Spam sez "Let’s get it started"
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Uncle netdud's Ways of the Weeeb IV - What I do Wrong [Oct. 14th, 2008|05:31 pm]
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[Current Location |Desk]
[mood |Coughy]
[listening to |My Ears Hurt]

While literally a couple of cats look up to me, my main value is as a bad example.
Here are some things I do wrong on the 1nt4rglo00p, from which you might learn what not to do also! )



Spam sez "Caution"
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What Computer Should I Buy--Special "This Month" Edition [Sep. 26th, 2008|02:15 pm]
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[Current Location |Smartguyland]
[mood |Perfect]
[listening to |Hey! I should put on some music!]

I was talking to my friend Rubbertoe in Vancouver over the emails.

You must understand something: Rob has worked with computer crap longer than I have. He's probably done an order of magnitude more meaningful work with computers than I have. He's also crankier than I am. He project-manages for a company that makes software for Windows. He runs Linux boxes in his house. He worked with AS/400s. He Knows Things.

And he is very happy with his Macbook.

Sadly, Rob had a beer-related mishap with his MacBook, which ended OK, but now he doesn't trust it forever. He does a lot of recording and stuff, and he's had laptops go away on him before, taking with them things he would have preferred not to lose. So he bought aTime Capsule, which he set up and it Just Worked.

He wrote this:
*... i'm becoming such a fan of apple that i
* feel i need to go out and buy an iphone just so i have a reason to
* bitch about them.


To which I replied:

Save some money--install iTunes on your Windows machine. Be sure not
to tell me how that goes.


This lead to a discussion of What Computer To Buy Today, which is a question I have been asked a lot in the last couple-three months.

And here is where I am with that )
"Spam sez "Perfect weight and feel."
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Uncle netdud's Ways of the Weeeeb - Part III - The Web is Easy [Aug. 3rd, 2008|04:05 pm]
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[Current Location |Under a fan]
[mood |Hazy from the create]
[listening to |Big cat snoring, little cat purring]

If a site requires me to do something extra in order to see the content, I will try to find the same thing somewhere else.

By "something extra" I mean:
- use a specific browser
- install a plug-in or version change
- deal with pop-ups, pop-unders, sliding weasel ads, or other sad and desperate marketing tools
- trust that a security certificate is OK when my browser says it isn't
- follow any instructions that say "Just ignore this error message"
- install new Java, or break Java running in another window/tab
- change a security setting, including cookies
- sit through some idiotic Flash bullshit

How sweet is the Internet? )
What you are doing makes no sense on any level.
Spam sez "failure notice"
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Uncle netdud's Ways of the Weeeeb - Part II - RSS Feeds [Jul. 29th, 2008|01:20 am]
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[Current Location |Crazy Larry's Hip Replacement World]
[mood |crazy, hip]
[listening to |Fans]

I use an RSS Aggregator to keep on top of lots of things online

If you know what RSS is, and/or you already use it, then you might not get much out of this post.

And if you don't, you might find this useful )

Bottom Line:
- If you read a lot of stuff on the Web, and/or the same sites every day, RSS can get you to more information, faster.
- If you don't use RSS, you should at least take a look at it.
Spam Sez "Latest crazy hip in thing"
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slink slink slink [Jul. 17th, 2008|07:00 pm]
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[Current Location |same old, same old]
[mood |slinky]
[listening to |Clown - Aaron Grant]

I have a lot of these. Some of them are starting to get old. )
Spam sez "NASA: Go boldly (in a cup)for science"
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I have a lot of work to do, so I'm posting links instead [Jul. 7th, 2008|12:59 pm]
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[Current Location |In the heart of power loss]
[mood |scripty]
[listening to |Interrupted constantly]

I will freely admit that I have not yet fully tested the software that this post is about. And I have work to do today, so I won't be doing so right away. Whether it works or not however, I think that the IDEA of this software is really good, and should be looked into a lot more, because it actually helps people use computers for the things computers are actually good at.

Despite endless self-help, "time-management," and other snake-oil applications, the fact is that computers are really best at doing grunt work--boring, repetitive tasks that get in the way of your thinking. If you are using your computer in order to INCREASE your productivity, you should be spending as little time as possible doing the work it can do better without you. You and your computer should get in each other's way as little as possible.

WHOOPS!

Hang on--take a moment to look around you. If, without leaving your chair, you are able to see any of the following:

- A cartoon about an office which has been printed out and hung up
- A fabric wall which does not reach the ceiling
- A cup which has at any time contained a non-dairy creamer product
- A book with "For Dummies" on the cover
- Anything by Mary Englebreit
- A post-it note with a password on it
- A wavy sort of box logo with four colours in it

You should not read this. Move on to the posts about stuff to do while you are bored at work. You'll need them, as you will be doing a lot of that kind of work for a long time.
Otherwise, this could make your life easier. )
No matter what form you use it in--command line, Automator, Sprog--you really should try scripting.
Spam sez "Automatic movement."
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And then links [Jun. 24th, 2008|12:59 am]
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[Current Location |Mostly inder the cat]
[mood |Fulla Dal]
[listening to |Eilen Jewell, still]

Incredible wonders of post-history! )
Spam Sez "mammalogist facts"
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HELP ME! [Apr. 2nd, 2008|02:52 pm]
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[Current Location |/dev/null]
[mood |cheesed off]
[listening to |Oddly, none]

CURSE these CONFOUNDED figuring machines!

WUN
Anyone else using Cox to connect to the intertubes and is having problems with their VOIP phone (Vonage or whatever) will now tell me about it.
And the response was deafening! )


TEW
I gotta DVD. It's a DVD of me. I ripped it on my Mac. I say again, this is content to which I have legal rights. It's mine. Not stealing. So now I have a 2.1 gig mp4 file. I want to cut it up into pieces, and make those pieces a DVD. On my Mac, running 10.4. I have iMovie and iDVD. I don't want to buy software.
I can use Loonix too! I got a note from my mom! )
Anyone got any better ideas?

Space for funny jokes about buying a different machine go here [].


Spam sez "Legal software sales"
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OMG LINKS [Mar. 24th, 2008|03:43 pm]
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[Current Location |Neck deep in teh tubes]
[mood |I always want more coffee]
[listening to |Hey! I should put some music on!]

Not all of this sucks! Trust me! )


Spam sez "You told me we can chat"
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Today's answers [Mar. 15th, 2008|02:32 am]
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[Current Location |Beside the teacup]
[mood |bedtimey]
[listening to |Bill McIntosh - Entropy]

MIDI to wav conversion (Windows), Tracktion upgrade issue (Mac), Software sampler request (Mac), hard drive eraser (PC/win/Linux), really shiny guitars... )
Happy?


Spam sez "Hate Study?"
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